Jason Sucks

Let all your friends know how much you think Jason Sucks by buying the Official Jason Sucks Tee. You'll be the hippest Cat on your block!! Just click the link on the sidebar or the title of this post. This aint no joke, so act now!!

Here's a rare picture of the first moment that Jason really knew that he sucked big time.

Click on the title of this posting to watch a new video that chronicles the life and times of Big Suck Jason and his new bride. It's something I made as a wedding present.

A suction cup in a nice simple way to start out. It' s not too hard to suck worse than this.





A leech. These creatures used to suck more back when Will Wheaton found one on this ding dong in Stand by Me. Now they can be used for medical purposes so they suck slightly less.

Dracula. Now we're starting to get to some real suck-tastics. This guy steals all the ladies, seduces them, and bites them on the neck before he even gets to his suckin'.

This one sucks on so many levels. First of all, it's a TV that sucks. 2. It's about a vampire that sucks blood. 3. It's a spin off of another TV show that sucked that was adapted from a Movie that sucked even more. But still lacks the suckiness in comparison to Jason.

The Dyson Vaccum is the only vaccum that can claim to never lose its suckiness no matter how long you use it. It has a patented technology that keeps it's suckin and suckin. As with Jason, it does not require any other purchases to keep up the suck fest.

And finally we come to the Black Hole. Of all the things that suck, this one comes closest to the ultimate suck-dome that is Jason. A black hole is some kind of object in space that is so dense (or sucks so much) that not even light can escape from it's pull.

If you have any further ideas of things that Jason sucks worse than, feel free to leave a comment of send an email to the author.

Well, it looks as though Ebay has caught the suck disease. After like one day of having the donation listing made, they pulled it off and said it was in violation of "not selling anything" rule. This is stupid because it stated clearly that I was going to send a certificate to all those who donate. So basically, I will relist something that is more clear on the subject and what people get for donate and it should be okay. Unfortunately I am going to california this weekend so I won't be able to list it till I get back, but it will happen so stay posted.

Now there is a new way to help. Thanks to all the support I have recieved on this endeavor, I have now opened up an auction on Ebay for those who wish to donate to the cause. There should be a link at the front of this post to the page on Ebay where you can donate (The title is the link). Be sure to tell your friends about it as well. This is a chance to make a big difference. All the proceeds will go to a real way to help jason stop sucking. I will not take this for my own personal use. When I use the money, I will post what I used it for on this blog. If you have any ideas, feel free to let me know. We can't do anything unless you donate. Thanks for your support.

Even those from the Religious realm are joining in the effort to make known the suckiness. Let us all remember to pray for the poor and the downtrodden, but most of all....the sucky.

*****For Jason so sucked in the world that Adam made a website about it. That whosoever is aware of the suckiness shall not perish but have everlasting non-sucky life.******

It looks as though our message has reached the attention of the United Stated armed forces. Adam Arellano, a General or something in the Marines has this to say in regards to the major suck-a-thon that is Jason's life.

-I would join in this cause, however I am afraid that the magnitude of Jason's suck-titude is too great to be overcome. My best wishes and bah-mitzfa gifts to Jason in this time of crisis, maybe someday he will fall off of his suck-throne and die.-

Brave words from a brave protector of freedom. Semper Fi! May we all be "Always Faithful" to such a worthwhile cause. (by the way, Adam is the one on the far right of the picture. He was accepting some kind of scholarship from that old lady)